Raising Arizona

H.I. – “I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.”

What We Do in The Shadows

Viago – “I was thinking, maybe… I just should bring a broom down here for you if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons.”

The Big Sick

Kumail – “Your driver will be ready as soon as he puts on his pants.”

American Made

Barry Seal – “Guys. It ain’t about room, alright? It’s about weight.”

Sunshine Cleaning

Joe Lorkowski – “It’s a business lie, it’s different from a life lie.”

Hot Rod

Rod Kimble – “I’d rather die than live in a world where I can’t kick your ass.”

A Bug’s Life

Hopper – “First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault.”


Maui – “The chicken lives!”

Chicken Run

Babs – “I don’t want to be a pie! I don’t like gravy.”

The Squid and the Whale

Bernard Berkman – “What is it about high school, you read all the worst books by good writers.”

I, Tonya

LaVona Golden – “You skated like a graceless bull dyke. I was embarrassed for you.”

Step Brothers

Brennan Huff – “I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!”

The Meyerowitz Stories

Harold – “It’s called flirting when you’re young. I’m not sure what it’s called when you’re over 70.”

Brisby Bear

James Pope – “ Its very sad you didn’t get to do what was important to you.”

The Hunt for the Wilderpeople

Ricky Baker – “”Faulkner is cauc-asian” – well, they got that wrong because you’re obviously white.”


Mamá Imelda – “…And never forget how much your family cares for you.”

The Graduate

Mrs. Braddock – “What makes you think she wants to marry you?”

Jerry Maquire

Dorothy – “You had me at “hello”. You had me at “hello”.”

Lady Bird

Christine ‘Lady Bird’ McPherson – “You are SO INFURIATING!”

The Other Guys

Terry Hoitz – “I’m like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!”


Oscar – “Hi. She’s the monster; I’m the robot.”

Punch-Drunk Love

Barry – “You can go to places in the world with pudding. That’s funny.”

The Double

Simon – “It’s terrible to be alone too much.”

Tour de Pharmacy

Juju Pepe – “How do you beat a man on drugs if you are not on drugs?”


Deadpool – “Shit! I forgot the ammo!”

Little Evil

Gozamel – “It’s the end of the world! We’ll drop you off afterwards. Come on!”

Little Miss Sunshine

Grandpa – “A real loser is someone who’s so afraid of not winning he doesn’t even try.”

Eagle vs. Shark

Jarrod – “I almost came as a shark actually, but then I realized an eagle’s slightly better.”

Lucky Logan

Clyde Logan – “I saw you had some sort of robbery to-do list.”

Toy Story 3

Andy – “This is Rex! The meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! RAWR! RAWR!”

Planet Terror

Tony Block – “I’m gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.”

Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead

The Captain “Never, never EVER, grab another man’s balls, in a fistfight. It shows low character.”

Everything Must Go

Nick Halsey – “I’m no different than any of you. I just don’t hide in my house.”

Going in Style

Morgan Freeman – “A conga line right into prison”