Little Evil

Gozamel – “It’s the end of the world! We’ll drop you off afterwards. Come on!”

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Little Miss Sunshine

Grandpa – “A real loser is someone who’s so afraid of not winning he doesn’t even try.”

Eagle vs. Shark

Jarrod – “I almost came as a shark actually, but then I realized an eagle’s slightly better.”

Lucky Logan

Clyde Logan – “I saw you had some sort of robbery to-do list.”

Toy Story 3

Andy – “This is Rex! The meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! RAWR! RAWR!”

Planet Terror

Tony Block – “I’m gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.”

Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead

The Captain “Never, never EVER, grab another man’s balls, in a fistfight. It shows low character.”

Everything Must Go

Nick Halsey – “I’m no different than any of you. I just don’t hide in my house.”

Going in Style

Morgan Freeman – “A conga line right into prison”

Toy Story

Mr. Shark – “Look, I’m Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!”

Groundhog Day

Phil – “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.”

Rushmore

Dirk Calloway – “Oh yeah and with friends like you who needs friends?”

Men in Black

Kay – “No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.”

Man on the Moon

George Shapiro – “You’re insane, but you might also be brilliant.”

Lazer Team

Zach – “You gonna You gonna double arrest me?” What?

Ghostbusters

Winston Zeddemore – “Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!”

Garden State

Sam – “If you can’t laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you’d like.”

The Breakfast Club

Andrew – “We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.”

Kung Fu Hustle

Landlady – “You may know kung fu… but you’re still a fairy.”

Zombieland

Tallahassee – “I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig.”

Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump – “Stupid is as stupid does.”

Kick-Ass

Hit Girl – “Okay you cunts… Let’s see what you can do now!”

Paul

Ruth Buggs – “Fuck-a-roo, that was the best titty-farting sleep I have ever had.”

Liberal Arts

Jesse Fisher – “You know, he said the purpose of fiction was to combat loneliness.”

Happythankyoumoreplease

Mississippi – “I realized the problem. You write short stories… and I think you like living short stories, but I’m kinda ready for the novel.”

Chef

Tony – “You’re trending bro.”

Yes Man

Carl Allen – “You ever had a Red Bull? I’ve never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night – I really like Red Bull.”

Frank

Frank – “Flattered grin. Followed by bashful half-smile.”

The Rocketeer

Charlie – “Prepare to die that we may learn the identity of The Laughing Bandit!”

Cashback

Ben Willis – “You can speed it up. You can slow it down. You can even freeze a moment, but you can’t rewind time. You can’t undo what is done.”

The Worlds End

Gary King – “Get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland you cunts!”

Hot Fuzz

DS Andy Cartwright – “You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.”

Shaun of the Dead

Shaun – “As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “I” in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team… I don’t know what he’s talking about.”

The Voices

Fish – “I sure hope so. Wish I could help you Jerry… uuh, but I’m just a fish.”

The Nice Guys

Holland March – “I think I’m invincible. It’s the only thing that makes sense. I don’t think I can die.”

500 Days of Summer

Tom – “People don’t realize this, but loneliness is underrated.”

50/50

Kyle – “You’ll be fine. 50/50! If you were a casino game you’d have the best odds!”

Absolutely Anything

Neil Clarke – “God, it must be terrible being a dog! I never knew you had so many cravings!”