Van Helsing

Van Helsing – “This is where I come in!”

Hellboy

Hellboy – “I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right.”

Garden State

Sam – “If you can’t laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you’d like.”

Kung Fu Hustle

Landlady – “You may know kung fu… but you’re still a fairy.”

I, Robot

Detective Del Spooner – “… Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit.”

Shaun of the Dead

Shaun – “As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “I” in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team… I don’t know what he’s talking about.”

Collateral

Max – “He, he, he fell on the cab. He fell, he fell from up there on the motherfucking cab. Shit. I think he’s dead.”

The Butterfly Effect

Tommy – “True happiness can only be achieved through sacrifice, like the sacrifices our parents have made for us to be here today.”