Chicken Run

Babs – “I don’t want to be a pie! I don’t like gravy.”

Wallace and Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death

Wallace – “Farewell, my angel cake. You’ll always be my Bake-O-Lite Girl.”

The Squid and the Whale

Bernard Berkman – “What is it about high school, you read all the worst books by good writers.”

I, Tonya

LaVona Golden – “You skated like a graceless bull dyke. I was embarrassed for you.”


Dutch – “You’re one… *ugly* motherfucker!”


Richie Tozier – “Welcome to the Loser’s Club, asshole!”

Step Brothers

Brennan Huff – “I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!”

The Meyerowitz Stories

Harold – “It’s called flirting when you’re young. I’m not sure what it’s called when you’re over 70.”

Brisby Bear

James Pope – “ Its very sad you didn’t get to do what was important to you.”

The Fault in Our Stars

Isaac – “Dude, I’m not deaf, I’m just blind, so I can hear when you make fun of my disability.”

Darkest Hour

Winston Churchill – “Will you stop interrupting me while I am interrupting you!”

The Hunt for the Wilderpeople

Ricky Baker – “”Faulkner is cauc-asian” – well, they got that wrong because you’re obviously white.”


Matt Ryder – “Oh that’s bullshit. you were a prick long before you had the cancer.”

The Post

Daniel Ellsberg – “Wouldn’t you go to prison to stop this war?”

The Game

Conrad – “They won’t leave me alone! I’m a goddam human piñata!”


Mamá Imelda – “…And never forget how much your family cares for you.”

The Graduate

Mrs. Braddock – “What makes you think she wants to marry you?”

Phantom Thread

Reynolds Woodcock – “I’m certain I was never meant to marry. I’m a confirmed bachelor. I’m incurable.”

Call Me By Your Name

Marzia – “People who read are hiders. They hide who they are. People who hide don’t always like who they are.”


Keller Dover – “Pray for the best, but prepare for the worst.”

Get Out

Rose Armitage – “You were one of my favorites.”

The Shape of Water

Strickland – “The natives in the Amazon worshipped it. Like a god.”

Jerry Maquire

Dorothy – “You had me at “hello”. You had me at “hello”.”

Lady Bird

Christine ‘Lady Bird’ McPherson – “You are SO INFURIATING!”

The Other Guys

Terry Hoitz – “I’m like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!”

A Quiet Place

Evelyn – “Who are we if we can’t protect them? We have to protect them.”


Matt Kowalski – “I know I’m devastatingly good looking but you gotta stop staring at me.”

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs – “They won’t know what they’re looking at or why they like it but they’ll know they want it.”


Steve Wozniak – “Nobody wants to buy a computer. Nobody!”


Oscar – “Hi. She’s the monster; I’m the robot.”

Punch-Drunk Love

Barry – “You can go to places in the world with pudding. That’s funny.”

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. White – “Shit… You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.”

The Double

Simon – “It’s terrible to be alone too much.”

Hotel Chevalier

Ex-girlfriend – “If we fuck I’m gonna feel like shit tomorrow.”