American Beauty

Lester Burnham – “Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”? Well, that’s true of every day but one – the day you die.”

The Big Sick

Kumail – “Your driver will be ready as soon as he puts on his pants.”

Nocturnal Animals

Susan Morrow – “Do you ever feel like your life has turned into something you never intended?”

City of God

Barbantinho Adulto – “Why return to the City of God, where God forgets about you?”

The Handmaiden

Lady Hideko – “Is it stupid to love someone being someone like you?”

Sunshine Cleaning

Joe Lorkowski – “It’s a business lie, it’s different from a life lie.”

The Squid and the Whale

Bernard Berkman – “What is it about high school, you read all the worst books by good writers.”

I, Tonya

LaVona Golden – “You skated like a graceless bull dyke. I was embarrassed for you.”


Richie Tozier – “Welcome to the Loser’s Club, asshole!”

The Meyerowitz Stories

Harold – “It’s called flirting when you’re young. I’m not sure what it’s called when you’re over 70.”

Brisby Bear

James Pope – “ Its very sad you didn’t get to do what was important to you.”

The Fault in Our Stars

Isaac – “Dude, I’m not deaf, I’m just blind, so I can hear when you make fun of my disability.”

Darkest Hour

Winston Churchill – “Will you stop interrupting me while I am interrupting you!”

The Hunt for the Wilderpeople

Ricky Baker – “”Faulkner is cauc-asian” – well, they got that wrong because you’re obviously white.”


Matt Ryder – “Oh that’s bullshit. you were a prick long before you had the cancer.”

The Post

Daniel Ellsberg – “Wouldn’t you go to prison to stop this war?”

The Game

Conrad – “They won’t leave me alone! I’m a goddam human piñata!”

The Graduate

Mrs. Braddock – “What makes you think she wants to marry you?”

Phantom Thread

Reynolds Woodcock – “I’m certain I was never meant to marry. I’m a confirmed bachelor. I’m incurable.”

Call Me By Your Name

Marzia – “People who read are hiders. They hide who they are. People who hide don’t always like who they are.”


Keller Dover – “Pray for the best, but prepare for the worst.”

The Shape of Water

Strickland – “The natives in the Amazon worshipped it. Like a god.”

Jerry Maquire

Dorothy – “You had me at “hello”. You had me at “hello”.”

Lady Bird

Christine ‘Lady Bird’ McPherson – “You are SO INFURIATING!”

A Quiet Place

Evelyn – “Who are we if we can’t protect them? We have to protect them.”


Matt Kowalski – “I know I’m devastatingly good looking but you gotta stop staring at me.”

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs – “They won’t know what they’re looking at or why they like it but they’ll know they want it.”


Steve Wozniak – “Nobody wants to buy a computer. Nobody!”


Oscar – “Hi. She’s the monster; I’m the robot.”

Punch-Drunk Love

Barry – “You can go to places in the world with pudding. That’s funny.”

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. White – “Shit… You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.”

The Double

Simon – “It’s terrible to be alone too much.”

Hotel Chevalier

Ex-girlfriend – “If we fuck I’m gonna feel like shit tomorrow.”

Train to Busan

Seok Woo – “I’ll take you to mom no matter what.”

Crimson Peak

Edith Cushing – “Ghosts are real, that much I know. I’ve seen them all my life…”


Will Caster – “Why did you lose faith Evelyn? Why didn’t you believe in me?”

La Jetée

Narrator – “Nothing distinguishes memories from ordinary moments.”

Bicycle Thieves

Antonio Ricci – “I’ve been cursed since the day I was born.”

Ides of March

Tom Duffy – “All the reporters love you. Even the ones that hate you love you.”

Little Miss Sunshine

Grandpa – “A real loser is someone who’s so afraid of not winning he doesn’t even try.”

The Godfather

Calo – “In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.”

The Dark Knight

The Joker – “It’s simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.”

Pulp Fiction


I Am Legend

Neville – “I can help. I can save you. I can save everybody.”

The Shawshank Redemption

Red – “Andy Dufresne – who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.”

Lucky Logan

Clyde Logan – “I saw you had some sort of robbery to-do list.”