District 9

Wikus Van De Merwe – “Get your fokkin’ tentacle out of my face!”

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Zombieland

Tallahassee – “I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig.”

Moon

GERTY – “I’m here to keep you safe, Same. I want to help you.”

500 Days of Summer

Tom – “People don’t realize this, but loneliness is underrated.”

Sherlock Holmes

Dr. John Watson – “I never complain! How am I complaining? When do I ever complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?”

Mary and Max

Max Jerry Horovitz – “Not much has happened since I last wrote except for my manslaughter charges, lotto win, and Ivy’s death.”