David Percival – “You can’t un-fuck what’s been fucked.”
Tag: 4/4
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Mary – “Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.”
Toy Story
Mr. Shark – “Look, I’m Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!”
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Black Knight – “‘Tis but a scratch!”
Batman Begins
Thomas Wayne – “And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”
Pan’s Labyrinth
Carmen – “Magic does not exist. Not for you, me or anyone else.”
The Thing
Palmer – “You gotta be fuckin’ kidding.”
12 Years a Slave
Score: 4/4 Solomon Northup – “I apologize for my appearance. But I have had a difficult time these past several years.” In the antebellum United States, Solomon Northup, a free black man from upstate New York, is abducted and sold into slavery. Should you see this movie? Yes.
Mad Max: Fury Road
Immortan Joe – “Ah, mediocre!”
Groundhog Day
Phil – “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.”
Men in Black
Kay – “No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.”
John Wick
Viggo Tarasov – “Well John wasn’t exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman.”
Ghostbusters
Winston Zeddemore – “Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!”
District 9
Wikus Van De Merwe – “Get your fokkin’ tentacle out of my face!”
Grand Budapest Hotel
M. Gustave – “Keep your hands off my lobby boy!”
Look back on a classic Zombie film – Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Score: 4/4 Bite Marks Following an ever-growing epidemic of zombies that have risen from the dead, two Philadelphia S.W.A.T. team members, a traffic reporter, and his television executive girlfriend seek refuge in a secluded shopping mall. Shopping Announcement – “Attention all shoppers. If you have a sweet tooth, we have a special treat for you….
Edge of Tomorrow
Lt. Col. Bill Cage – “What I am about to tell you sounds crazy. But you have to listen to me. Your very lives depend on it. You see, this isn’t the first time.”
My Neighbor Totoro
Tatsuo Kusakabe – “Everybody, try laughing. Then whatever scares you will go away!”
Kung Fu Hustle
Landlady – “You may know kung fu… but you’re still a fairy.”
Zombieland
Tallahassee – “I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig.”
Look back on a classic superhero film – Batman: The Movie (1966)
Commissioner Gordon – “What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?”
Fight Club
Narrator – “You met me at a very strange time in my life.”
Requiem for a Dream
Sara Goldfarb – “Harold, I’m gonna be on television.”
Wonder Woman
Steve Trevor – “I can save today. You can save the world”
The Raid Redemption
Mad Dog – “Pulling a trigger is like ordering a takeout.”
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
Riggan – “People, they love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit.”
Nightcrawler
Lou Bloom – “Who am I? I’m a hard worker. I set high goals and I’ve been told that I’m persistent.”
Yes Man
Carl Allen – “You ever had a Red Bull? I’ve never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night – I really like Red Bull.”
The Cabin in the Woods
Sitterson – “Yes, you had “Zombies.” But this is “Zombie Redneck Torture Family.” Entirely separate thing. It’s like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.”
The Worlds End
Gary King – “Get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland you cunts!”
Hot Fuzz
DS Andy Cartwright – “You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.”
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun – “As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “I” in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team… I don’t know what he’s talking about.”
The Nice Guys
Holland March – “I think I’m invincible. It’s the only thing that makes sense. I don’t think I can die.”
Back to the Future Part II
Doc – “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”
Moon
GERTY – “I’m here to keep you safe, Same. I want to help you.”
Army of Darkness
Ash – “Yo, she-bitch! Let’s go!”
Aliens
Ripley – “Get away from her, you bitch!”
Alien
Ash – “Ripley, for God’s sake, this is the first time that we’ve encountered a species like this. It has to go back. All sorts of tests have to be made.”
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Sean O’Connell – “Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.”
10 Cloverfield Lane
Howard – “I have a collection of films on DVD and VHS cassette… make sure you put ’em back when you’re done with ’em. We’re gonna be down here for a very long time.”
The Big Short
Jamie Shipley – “People hate to think about bad things happening so they always underestimate their likelihood.”
Blade Runner
Holden – “You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down…”
La La Land
Sebastian – “This is the dream! It’s conflict and it’s compromise, and it’s very, very exciting!”
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
Han Solo – “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
Arrival
Dr. Louise Banks – “Despite knowing the journey… and where it leads… I embrace it… and I welcome every moment of it.”
Spirited Away
Zeniba – “Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”
Logan
Donald Pierce – “As I live and breathe, “the Wolverine”.”
The LEGO Batman Movie
The Joker – “Hey Batman! I’m rubbing my butt all over your stuff! Gonna have to rename this the “Buttmobile”.”
Timecrimes
El Joven – “One question… Is the man after you wearing a bandage?”
Mars Attacks!
Marsian Ambassador – “Ack! Ack! Ack!
Back Seat Cinema 