My Neighbor Totoro

Tatsuo Kusakabe – “Everybody, try laughing. Then whatever scares you will go away!”

The Breakfast Club

Andrew – “We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.”

Event Horizon

Dr. Weir – “You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.”

300

Persian – “A thousand nations of the Persian empire will descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!”

Kung Fu Hustle

Landlady – “You may know kung fu… but you’re still a fairy.”

Zombieland

Tallahassee – “I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig.”

I, Robot

Detective Del Spooner – “… Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit.”

Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump – “Stupid is as stupid does.”

V for Vendetta

V – “Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.”

The Truman Show

Truman Burbank – “Good morning, and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!”

Fight Club

Narrator – “You met me at a very strange time in my life.”

Wall-E

WALL.E – “WALL-E.”

Wonder Woman

Steve Trevor – “I can save today. You can save the world”

Total Recall

Douglas Quaid – “If I am not me, then who the hell am I?”

Kick-Ass

Hit Girl – “Okay you cunts… Let’s see what you can do now!”

Star Trek Beyond

Commodore Paris – “It isn’t uncommon, you know? It’s easy to get lost. In the vastness of space, there’s only yourself, your ship, your crew.”

Starship Troopers

Jean Rasczak – “Come on you apes! You want to live forever?”

Nightcrawler

Lou Bloom – “Who am I? I’m a hard worker. I set high goals and I’ve been told that I’m persistent.”

Horns

Father Mould – “Every devil used to be an angel, and now you’ve fallen from grace forever. When Satan was banished from Heaven, he was cursed to crawl the earth like a snake. There’s no hope for you.”

Paul

Ruth Buggs – “Fuck-a-roo, that was the best titty-farting sleep I have ever had.”

High-Rise

Laing – “Prone to bouts of mania, narcissism and power failure.”

Liberal Arts

Jesse Fisher – “You know, he said the purpose of fiction was to combat loneliness.”

Happythankyoumoreplease

Mississippi – “I realized the problem. You write short stories… and I think you like living short stories, but I’m kinda ready for the novel.”

Chef

Tony – “You’re trending bro.”

Yes Man

Carl Allen – “You ever had a Red Bull? I’ve never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night – I really like Red Bull.”

Frank

Frank – “Flattered grin. Followed by bashful half-smile.”

The Rocketeer

Charlie – “Prepare to die that we may learn the identity of The Laughing Bandit!”

Cashback

Ben Willis – “You can speed it up. You can slow it down. You can even freeze a moment, but you can’t rewind time. You can’t undo what is done.”

The Cabin in the Woods

Sitterson – “Yes, you had “Zombies.” But this is “Zombie Redneck Torture Family.” Entirely separate thing. It’s like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.”

The Worlds End

Gary King – “Get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland you cunts!”

Hot Fuzz

DS Andy Cartwright – “You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.”

Shaun of the Dead

Shaun – “As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “I” in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team… I don’t know what he’s talking about.”

The Voices

Fish – “I sure hope so. Wish I could help you Jerry… uuh, but I’m just a fish.”

The Nice Guys

Holland March – “I think I’m invincible. It’s the only thing that makes sense. I don’t think I can die.”

Moon

GERTY – “I’m here to keep you safe, Same. I want to help you.”

Aliens

Ripley – “Get away from her, you bitch!”

Alien

Ash – “Ripley, for God’s sake, this is the first time that we’ve encountered a species like this. It has to go back. All sorts of tests have to be made.”

500 Days of Summer

Tom – “People don’t realize this, but loneliness is underrated.”

50/50

Kyle – “You’ll be fine. 50/50! If you were a casino game you’d have the best odds!”

10 Cloverfield Lane

Howard – “I have a collection of films on DVD and VHS cassette… make sure you put ’em back when you’re done with ’em. We’re gonna be down here for a very long time.”