Pirate Captain – “And that’s why, in a straight fight, a shark would probably beat a Dracula.”
Category: Movie Review
Raising Arizona
H.I. – “I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.”
Tron: Legacy
Kevin Flynn – “Some things are worth the risk.”
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Banksy – “I used to encourage everyone I knew to make art; I don’t do that so much anymore.”
American Beauty
Lester Burnham – “Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”? Well, that’s true of every day but one – the day you die.”
Evil Dead 2
Ash – “Groovy.”
The Evil Dead
Cheryl – “Kill her if you can, loverboy.”
Evil Dead
Mia – “You shouldn’t have touched anything from that basement.”
What We Do in The Shadows
Viago – “I was thinking, maybe… I just should bring a broom down here for you if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons.”
The Big Sick
Kumail – “Your driver will be ready as soon as he puts on his pants.”
Nocturnal Animals
Susan Morrow – “Do you ever feel like your life has turned into something you never intended?”
American Made
Barry Seal – “Guys. It ain’t about room, alright? It’s about weight.”
City of God
Barbantinho Adulto – “Why return to the City of God, where God forgets about you?”
The Handmaiden
Lady Hideko – “Is it stupid to love someone being someone like you?”
Sunshine Cleaning
Joe Lorkowski – “It’s a business lie, it’s different from a life lie.”
The Florida Project
Moonee – “I can always tell when adults are about to cry.”
Hot Rod
Rod Kimble – “I’d rather die than live in a world where I can’t kick your ass.”
Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri
Charlie – “All this anger, man, it just begets greater anger.”
A Bug’s Life
Hopper – “First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault.”
Moana
Maui – “The chicken lives!”
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Jack Skellington – “Eureka! This year, Christmas will be – OURS!”
James and the Giant Peach
Grasshopper – “This is an outrage! You are a disgrace to your Phylum, Order, Class, Genus and Spe…”
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
Professor Poopypants – “Hiyah class, I’m your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda”
Shaun the Sheep
Shaun – “Baa!”
Chicken Run
Babs – “I don’t want to be a pie! I don’t like gravy.”
Wallace and Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death
Wallace – “Farewell, my angel cake. You’ll always be my Bake-O-Lite Girl.”
Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Lady Tottington – “Run, rabbit, run!”
Wallace & Gromit: A Close Shave
Wallace – “Have you been peckish during the night? Only, someone’s been at me cheese.”
Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers
Wallace – “Don’t worry, Gromit! Everything’s under control!”
Wallace & Gromit: A Grand Day Out
Wallace – “No crackers, Gromit! We’ve forgotten the crackers!”
The Squid and the Whale
Bernard Berkman – “What is it about high school, you read all the worst books by good writers.”
I, Tonya
LaVona Golden – “You skated like a graceless bull dyke. I was embarrassed for you.”
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Han Solo – “Okay. How do we blow it up? There’s always a way to do that.”
The Death of Stalin
Kaganovich – “How can you run and plot at the same time?”
Predator
Dutch – “You’re one… *ugly* motherfucker!”
It
Richie Tozier – “Welcome to the Loser’s Club, asshole!”
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Peter Parker – “I like to think Spider-Man gives people hope.”
The Amazing Spider-Man
Spider-Man – “No one seems to grasp the concept of the mask.”
Step Brothers
Brennan Huff – “I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!”
The Meyerowitz Stories
Harold – “It’s called flirting when you’re young. I’m not sure what it’s called when you’re over 70.”
Jingle All The Way
Howard – “Put that cookie down. NOW!”
Brisby Bear
James Pope – “ Its very sad you didn’t get to do what was important to you.”
The Fault in Our Stars
Isaac – “Dude, I’m not deaf, I’m just blind, so I can hear when you make fun of my disability.”
Darkest Hour
Winston Churchill – “Will you stop interrupting me while I am interrupting you!”
The Hunt for the Wilderpeople
Ricky Baker – “”Faulkner is cauc-asian” – well, they got that wrong because you’re obviously white.”
Happy Death Day
Carter Davis – “Oh hey. You’re up!”
Kodachrome
Matt Ryder – “Oh that’s bullshit. you were a prick long before you had the cancer.”
The Post
Daniel Ellsberg – “Wouldn’t you go to prison to stop this war?”
The Game
Conrad – “They won’t leave me alone! I’m a goddam human piñata!”
Coco
Mamá Imelda – “…And never forget how much your family cares for you.”
