John Carter

Score: 1/4

Matai Shang– “We do not cause the destruction of a world, Captain Carter. We simply manage it. Feed off it, if you like.”

Transported to Barsoom, a Civil War vet discovers a barren planet seemingly inhabited by 12-foot tall barbarians. Finding himself prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter Woola and a princess in desperate need of a savior.

Should you see this movie? No.

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